Ah. Just the tip you say? [He snickers. He can't help himself. He controls his amusement with a chuckle] To be down just a tip may add an air of mystery to my performance!
Then I could tell the tale about how I was whisked away to a strange land and learned the rather important lesson of what the locals meant when they proclaimed their love of finger foods! [While Baptiste still isn't sure if Minato is joking or not - how could he not indulge a good "Yes and-" bit?]
Do you hold a preference for which finger it is? I'm a little new to the concept of cannibalism, so you'll have to guide me through it.
[ Minato is also not sure if Baptiste is joking or not, but he's curious to see how far this can go! It's not like he'll actually bite off one of Baptiste's fingers, tip or not, but it's like a round of gay chicken. First person to back off is the loser. ]
Don't worry, I'm an expert and because I'm nice, I'll let you choose the finger. I promise to bite really hard so it's fast.
[An expert? Baptiste reassures himself this guy was totally joking, despite there being no hint in this messages of a heehee or a haha.]
Okay. We'll do the ring finger. I think it'll build to the intrigue of the tale, don't you? Even if you make it fast, I have a tendency to be dramatic, you know.
I expect nothing less but dramatic screaming. Where are you? I'll come and bite off your finger right now.
[ It's a lot of effort to get up and make his way over to Baptiste, wherever he is, but he's willing to do it for this gay-chicken-equivalent of cannibalism! ]
[Help. The allure of cannibal-chicken has snared two!]
My terrible ice-box of a room, of course! You better catch me in the 2's hall before I decide to go get warm somewhere else.
[... This is not hyperbole. There is something incredibly wrong with the air circulation system in his room - causing whatever cooling system to work overtime. Horrible for a man who prefers running hot, but an excellent excuse to end up in other people's rooms on the regular!]
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Then I could tell the tale about how I was whisked away to a strange land and learned the rather important lesson of what the locals meant when they proclaimed their love of finger foods! [While Baptiste still isn't sure if Minato is joking or not - how could he not indulge a good "Yes and-" bit?]
Do you hold a preference for which finger it is? I'm a little new to the concept of cannibalism, so you'll have to guide me through it.
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Don't worry, I'm an expert and because I'm nice, I'll let you choose the finger. I promise to bite really hard so it's fast.
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Okay. We'll do the ring finger. I think it'll build to the intrigue of the tale, don't you? Even if you make it fast, I have a tendency to be dramatic, you know.
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[ It's a lot of effort to get up and make his way over to Baptiste, wherever he is, but he's willing to do it for this gay-chicken-equivalent of cannibalism! ]
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My terrible ice-box of a room, of course! You better catch me in the 2's hall before I decide to go get warm somewhere else.
[... This is not hyperbole. There is something incredibly wrong with the air circulation system in his room - causing whatever cooling system to work overtime. Horrible for a man who prefers running hot, but an excellent excuse to end up in other people's rooms on the regular!]