I guess you're right, but I still want that 10/10. No one in this world is perfect, but then how about your definition of perfect? What's 10/10 hair for you?
Pardon me. It seems that I have given you the wrong impression. I do not find anything wrong with your wish. I merely inquired to verify your commitment in case someone made an offer. How about if I feed you?
Tokyo, huh? I haven't been there in a while, but that's a tall order. There's some pretty good curry there.
[ Just casually confirming that he knows Tokyo! It should be a big deal for him to also find someone from the same world, but he hasn't talked to too many people here yet. He doesn't know how rare it is to find someone from the same place. ]
Ah. Just the tip you say? [He snickers. He can't help himself. He controls his amusement with a chuckle] To be down just a tip may add an air of mystery to my performance!
Then I could tell the tale about how I was whisked away to a strange land and learned the rather important lesson of what the locals meant when they proclaimed their love of finger foods! [While Baptiste still isn't sure if Minato is joking or not - how could he not indulge a good "Yes and-" bit?]
Do you hold a preference for which finger it is? I'm a little new to the concept of cannibalism, so you'll have to guide me through it.
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→ demawn
Stolen by those seagulls for what?
[ He saw that! But also what, is that just a regular occurrence?? Is watermelon theft just a thing that happens here for butt-related competitions?? ]
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Usually you'd smash 'em with a stick or something. They used their asses. My poor watermelon...
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Wow, sounds like you have a lot of experience or did you just think of all that right now?
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But I know it'd work - it isn't that hard to arrange things.
Wanna try it?
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Depends on how good's the food. Are we talking about steaks or instant noodles?
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In terms of touching.
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Not 10/10? What do I need to do to get a perfect score?
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No one in this world is perfect, but then how about your definition of perfect? What's 10/10 hair for you?
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What's wrong with being fed? It's not embarrassing or anything.
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Only an 8/10? I'm insulted. I don't know if just curry will be enough to soothe my hurt feelings.
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In any case, you should try the curry first before you say that. It's the best recipe in Tokyo.
[Bringing up Tokyo's a gamble, but it's also the fastest way to figure out if they're from the same world.]
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Tokyo, huh? I haven't been there in a while, but that's a tall order. There's some pretty good curry there.
[ Just casually confirming that he knows Tokyo! It should be a big deal for him to also find someone from the same world, but he hasn't talked to too many people here yet. He doesn't know how rare it is to find someone from the same place. ]
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You say that as if it's a bad thing if I am 🐱
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but they can also be high maintenance.....
how often would i have to feed you? 🤔
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Nope. I also didn't piss off my wingman.
[ Questionable because his profile just reads like a stray adoption profile. ]
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just admit it man
you got lucky
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But finger foods are my favourite type of food. How about just a tiny bite? Just the tip?
[ He was absolutely joking, but it's also hard to tell with him because he sometimes likes to go big or go home. ]
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Then I could tell the tale about how I was whisked away to a strange land and learned the rather important lesson of what the locals meant when they proclaimed their love of finger foods! [While Baptiste still isn't sure if Minato is joking or not - how could he not indulge a good "Yes and-" bit?]
Do you hold a preference for which finger it is? I'm a little new to the concept of cannibalism, so you'll have to guide me through it.
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