[An expert? Baptiste reassures himself this guy was totally joking, despite there being no hint in this messages of a heehee or a haha.]
Okay. We'll do the ring finger. I think it'll build to the intrigue of the tale, don't you? Even if you make it fast, I have a tendency to be dramatic, you know.
I expect nothing less but dramatic screaming. Where are you? I'll come and bite off your finger right now.
[ It's a lot of effort to get up and make his way over to Baptiste, wherever he is, but he's willing to do it for this gay-chicken-equivalent of cannibalism! ]
[Help. The allure of cannibal-chicken has snared two!]
My terrible ice-box of a room, of course! You better catch me in the 2's hall before I decide to go get warm somewhere else.
[... This is not hyperbole. There is something incredibly wrong with the air circulation system in his room - causing whatever cooling system to work overtime. Horrible for a man who prefers running hot, but an excellent excuse to end up in other people's rooms on the regular!]
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Okay. We'll do the ring finger. I think it'll build to the intrigue of the tale, don't you? Even if you make it fast, I have a tendency to be dramatic, you know.
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[ It's a lot of effort to get up and make his way over to Baptiste, wherever he is, but he's willing to do it for this gay-chicken-equivalent of cannibalism! ]
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My terrible ice-box of a room, of course! You better catch me in the 2's hall before I decide to go get warm somewhere else.
[... This is not hyperbole. There is something incredibly wrong with the air circulation system in his room - causing whatever cooling system to work overtime. Horrible for a man who prefers running hot, but an excellent excuse to end up in other people's rooms on the regular!]