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minato ❝cant die if i get spinoffs❞ arisato (
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MINATO ARISATO
UN: CRAB BREAD
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sociallinks
2021-10-22 11:34 pm (UTC)
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No
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jokey
2021-10-23 01:10 am (UTC)
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Yeah? When did you start sleep texting?
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sociallinks
2021-10-27 01:37 am (UTC)
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Just now
Want to play a game?
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jokey
2021-10-27 01:41 am (UTC)
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Depends. Is it fun?
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sociallinks
2021-10-27 01:41 am (UTC)
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Depends. Do you like text adventures?
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jokey
2021-10-27 01:48 am (UTC)
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Sounds old school.
[Ji-chan...]
Let's go on an adventure.
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sociallinks
2021-10-27 01:51 am (UTC)
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You're sitting next to me on the couch. Do you:
A) Put your hand on my leg
B) Kiss my neck
C) Put your tongue in my ear
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jokey
2021-10-27 01:55 am (UTC)
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D) All of the above.
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sociallinks
2021-10-27 02:01 am (UTC)
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Wrong answer.
The cushion beneath you gives way, plummeting you to a horrible cavern filled with ropes. Wait a minute, ropes don't move... they're snakes!
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jokey
2021-10-27 02:12 am (UTC)
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Snakes?!
[SNAKES??? It's fine, he's got this!]
I make a grappling hook out of snakes and escape. I'm free. No more snakes.
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sociallinks
2021-10-27 02:20 am (UTC)
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Too late. The snakes bite off your dick and you die.
The end.
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jokey
2021-10-27 02:25 am (UTC)
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Harsh.
What inspired storytime?
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sociallinks
2021-10-27 02:38 am (UTC)
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Thought it'd be fun.
Was it?
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jokey
2021-10-27 02:47 am (UTC)
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It was. You could tell stories for a living.
Just not to kids.
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sociallinks
2021-10-27 02:57 am (UTC)
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I can make one for kids.
You're hungry and no one's home. What do you eat?
A) Grapes
B) Apples
C) Gum
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jokey
2021-10-27 02:59 am (UTC)
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Gum.
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sociallinks
2021-10-27 03:16 am (UTC)
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You put the gum in your mouth, but no matter how much you chew, your hunger never goes away. Maybe you should swallow it?
Oh no, it's now stuck in your throat!
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jokey
2021-10-27 03:22 am (UTC)
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I cough violently and wave my arms around while screaming. Violently.
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sociallinks
2021-10-27 04:04 am (UTC)
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In your violent struggle, you accidentally knock yourself out. In your unconscious state, you are unable to dislodge the gum and you die.
The end.
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jokey
2021-10-27 04:16 am (UTC)
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Isn't this supposed to be a story for kids?
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sociallinks
2021-10-27 04:22 am (UTC)
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Kids need to know about choking hazards.
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jokey
2021-10-27 04:23 am (UTC)
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On second thought, maybe you should write murder mysteries.
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sociallinks
2021-10-27 11:18 pm (UTC)
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I'm going to need inspiration.
Come to my room and bring a kitchen knife.
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jokey
2021-10-27 11:25 pm (UTC)
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Don't threaten me with a good time.
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sociallinks
2021-10-28 12:06 am (UTC)
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Then you'll have no problem coming in thirty minutes.
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Want to play a game?
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[Ji-chan...]
Let's go on an adventure.
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A) Put your hand on my leg
B) Kiss my neck
C) Put your tongue in my ear
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The cushion beneath you gives way, plummeting you to a horrible cavern filled with ropes. Wait a minute, ropes don't move... they're snakes!
no subject
[SNAKES??? It's fine, he's got this!]
I make a grappling hook out of snakes and escape. I'm free. No more snakes.
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The end.
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What inspired storytime?
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Was it?
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Just not to kids.
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You're hungry and no one's home. What do you eat?
A) Grapes
B) Apples
C) Gum
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Oh no, it's now stuck in your throat!
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The end.
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Come to my room and bring a kitchen knife.
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