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MINATO ARISATO
UN: CRAB BREAD

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[jokey]

Hanging in there?

[wyd ho, it's been Insert Period Of Time Here and he's concerned that you're funding your black hole stomach with your booty. Just a hunch.]

[sociallinks]

Yeah.
Had trouble paying for my meal.
But someone negotiated to pay it for me.

[ Originally, it was going to be for a can of Durian Soda, but then Noiz saw how much Minato ate and... yeah. ]

[jokey]

[""Negotiated,"" huh. Akira's been here long enough to know what that means. Sigh...]

How did you arrange to pay?

[sociallinks]

He wants one of his squares completed.

[ No biggie. It would have happened sooner or later. He possibly already has one down a bit earlier when he woke up in bed with someone. Now this time with Noiz, he figured that he could hit two birds with one stone and knock out one of his squares at the same time. It's a win-win. ]

[jokey]

Of course he does.

[Whores... Whores never change. Really though, that's just how this island works. Akira was hoping to spare Minato from this tragic fate, but it's better late-ish than never-ish.]

Is a free meal really worth it?

[Why does Akira care so much... Hmmm........]

[sociallinks]

I didn't know I had to pay.

[ If he did, maybe he would have had some restraint, but he ate enough to feed a family of four so... yeah, maybe it was a little worth it. ]

[jokey]

You know how restaurants work.

[Sex island or no, money makes the world go.]

Alright. Tell me his name.

[sociallinks]

But it's a free cruise.

[ What kind of free cruise doesn't also provide free food??? Does that make sense to you. ]

I don't know his name.
His username has the word rabbit in it.

[jokey]

That's obscene.

[Yeah, he bets he wants to fuck Minato like a rabbit, but too fucking bad. Akira has so many issues with this and none of them are things he's willing to admit even to himself. Not yet.]

Anyway, I'll find him. You can make it up to me later.

[haha, make what up]

[sociallinks]

?

[ Why type many words when just one question mark can do it all? Why does he need to make it up to Akira later? What is going on. ]

[jokey]

You saw what I said.

[YA HEARD HIM, only with words on a screen.]

Don't accuse me of being a prude, but don't you think you're giving yourself away a little too easily? You can get more than a large meal with a single square.

[sociallinks]

[ What the heck is going on. Minato has absolutely no idea why Akira cares so much. ]

It's not a big deal.
I'd get one of my squares done too.

[ So, doing this for Noiz is more than just repaying back the tab. It's also a way Minato can check off a square as well. ]

[jokey]

But it is a big deal. Your body isn't a meal ticket.

[Love yourself a little, Minato.]

There are better ways to check your squares off. It's your choice, but you should be more considerate towards yourself.

text.

[jokey]

Hey. Are you up?

[sociallinks]

No

[jokey]

Yeah? When did you start sleep texting?

[sociallinks]

Just now

Want to play a game?

[jokey]

Depends. Is it fun?

[sociallinks]

Depends. Do you like text adventures?

[jokey]

Sounds old school.

[Ji-chan...]

Let's go on an adventure.

[sociallinks]

You're sitting next to me on the couch. Do you:

A) Put your hand on my leg
B) Kiss my neck
C) Put your tongue in my ear

[jokey]

D) All of the above.

[sociallinks]

Wrong answer.

The cushion beneath you gives way, plummeting you to a horrible cavern filled with ropes. Wait a minute, ropes don't move... they're snakes!

[jokey]

Snakes?!

[SNAKES??? It's fine, he's got this!]

I make a grappling hook out of snakes and escape. I'm free. No more snakes.

[sociallinks]

Too late. The snakes bite off your dick and you die.

The end.